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THE (UN)OFFICIAL (BUT FIRST) COMMUNITY DRINKING GAME
One Drink:
Prof. Duncan, Prof. Whitman, Starburns, Vaughn appear
Pierce hits on Shirley
Jeff and Duncan call each other names
Pierce is racist
Shirley does/says something violent or ‘illegal’
Somebody sings
Shirley says, “That’s nice.”
Jeff monologues at the group
Pierce & Troy laugh over something immature
The Dean uses the PA
Member of the group does a handshake, high five or fist bump
Somebody gets drunk and/or high
Shirley drops from her cheery octave
Annie’s Disney Face
The Dean tries to make Greendale more like a real college
Jeff kisses someone
The Dean touches or flirts with Jeff
Annie screams/squeals
Vaughn greeting
Someone other than Abed makes a movie reference
Two Drinks:
Prof. Slater, Garrett, Abed’s Dad appears
New teacher/class is introduced
Señor Chang episode (major plotline)
Annie & Jeff call each other ‘m’lady’ and ‘m’lord’
Shirley talks about/mentions brownies
Reference to Annie’s drug abuse
Meta/Self-Reflexive moment
Shirley is racist or ignorant toward other religions
Jeff is called Ryan Seacrest or Jeffrey
The Human Being appears
Pierce and/or Abed “say things that others won’t.”
Three Drinks:
Pierce gives good advice
Shirley’s friend Gary gets mentioned
Chang pantomimes eating someone
Full credit sequence plays
Notably famous guest star
Troy cries
DALMATIANS
There is a dance
Five Drinks:
‘Night Caps’ plays
Greendale Theme Song
If You Want to Get Incredibly Schnockered:
Abed makes a movie/TV reference
Britta and Jeff butt heads
Someone (specifically Katie) is quoting the show while it happens
Jeff tries to not get involved

via thebooksays.

THE (UN)OFFICIAL (BUT FIRST) COMMUNITY DRINKING GAME

One Drink:

  • Prof. Duncan, Prof. Whitman, Starburns, Vaughn appear
  • Pierce hits on Shirley
  • Jeff and Duncan call each other names
  • Pierce is racist
  • Shirley does/says something violent or ‘illegal’
  • Somebody sings
  • Shirley says, “That’s nice.”
  • Jeff monologues at the group
  • Pierce & Troy laugh over something immature
  • The Dean uses the PA
  • Member of the group does a handshake, high five or fist bump
  • Somebody gets drunk and/or high
  • Shirley drops from her cheery octave
  • Annie’s Disney Face
  • The Dean tries to make Greendale more like a real college
  • Jeff kisses someone
  • The Dean touches or flirts with Jeff
  • Annie screams/squeals
  • Vaughn greeting
  • Someone other than Abed makes a movie reference

Two Drinks:

  • Prof. Slater, Garrett, Abed’s Dad appears
  • New teacher/class is introduced
  • Señor Chang episode (major plotline)
  • Annie & Jeff call each other ‘m’lady’ and ‘m’lord’
  • Shirley talks about/mentions brownies
  • Reference to Annie’s drug abuse
  • Meta/Self-Reflexive moment
  • Shirley is racist or ignorant toward other religions
  • Jeff is called Ryan Seacrest or Jeffrey
  • The Human Being appears
  • Pierce and/or Abed “say things that others won’t.”

Three Drinks:

  • Pierce gives good advice
  • Shirley’s friend Gary gets mentioned
  • Chang pantomimes eating someone
  • Full credit sequence plays
  • Notably famous guest star
  • Troy cries
  • DALMATIANS
  • There is a dance

Five Drinks:

  • ‘Night Caps’ plays
  • Greendale Theme Song

If You Want to Get Incredibly Schnockered:

  • Abed makes a movie/TV reference
  • Britta and Jeff butt heads
  • Someone (specifically Katie) is quoting the show while it happens
  • Jeff tries to not get involved

(Source: thebooksays)

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    lets do this friends!!
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    Yeeesssss, posting for future reference.
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    THE (UN)OFFICIAL (BUT FIRST) COMMUNITY DRINKING GAME One Drink: Prof. Duncan, Prof. Whitman, Starburns, Vaughn appear...
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