13
Sep
2. A Letter to a Crush
Dear Mr. Efron,
I have bad news for you— well, maybe good news, if that last fan letter freaked you out. I still have the hots for you and all, and I still think that you are beauty and truth personified, but you are no longer my favorite person in the world. Please refer to previous letter for the offender.
No worries— you are my number 1 back-up.
