September 2010
7 posts
3. A Letter to Parents
Dear Parents,
This bullshit really has got to stop.
2. A Letter to a Crush
Dear Mr. Efron,
I have bad news for you— well, maybe good news, if that last fan letter freaked you out. I still have the hots for you and all, and I still think that you are beauty and truth personified, but you are no longer my favorite person in the world. Please refer to previous letter for the offender.
No worries— you are my number 1 back-up.
1. A Letter to a Best Friend
Dearest Best Friend,
I have just finished reading ‘Howards End’ by E.M. Forster. I have real fears that you have bits of Mr. Wilcox in you— bits of self-righteous condescension and flippant dismissal and misguided paternal feelings— and that these bits will only magnify themselves as you grow older. In this world, people consider only the outward displays of life—...